Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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