Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
