I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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