He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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