i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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