Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The Olympian is in my bed
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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