I'm going to jail i love you
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just googled if crying burns calories
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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