how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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