wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Mom said you looked used
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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