i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
