I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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