We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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