Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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