that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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