i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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