Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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