dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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