just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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