No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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