Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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