But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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