You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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