Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
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the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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