Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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