glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
And then my night got REAL pukey
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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