i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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