She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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