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omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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