Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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