I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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