12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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