i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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