Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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