just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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