it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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