ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I looked at my own cervix.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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