Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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