I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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