Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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