Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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