fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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