i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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