who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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