got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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