How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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