We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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