Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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