Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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