ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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