is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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