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Let's get naked and see who's stronger.

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(206): View more from Washington

Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?

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(805): View more from California

I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?

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Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms

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(716): View more from New York

I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina

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(515): View more from Iowa

the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point

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(850): View more from Florida

Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3

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(515): View more from Iowa

I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".

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(210): View more from Texas

I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!

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